We’re about to be knee-deep in BAFTA coverage, but before the stiff upper lip of the British Oscars, we have to discuss the razor-burned squishy parts of the American Famewhore. Paris Hilton turns 33 years old today, and she spent the weekend partying her drawers off. These are photos from Saturday night, at the birthday party Paris threw for herself at West Hollywood’s Greystone Manor.

I’m not going to include the NSFW photos because you can see them a million other places and seriously, who really needs to see Paris’s birthday beav at this point? The beav-flash came on this red carpet, while Paris wore this hot pink dress without panties. The dress has a very high (waist-high) slit in the front, and so for her birthday, Paris posed with the dress slit open, exposing some of her mons pubis. The dress is by Alon Livne. Paris gave the designer a shout-out on her Twitter before the event, tweeting: “Love my beautiful #Birthday dress! Thank you alonlivne! I feel like a princess!!”

Paris also Instagram’d this message: “Yes! I know! My dress has a very high cut slit! And that’s because it’s a dress straight off the runway! I saw it in my friend @AlonLivne’s #NYFW fashion show & I just knew it would be the perfect #Birthday dress! Loves it! #CoutureRunwayBarbie”.

So, at this point, does Paris’s birthday-beav upset you? I’m kind of meh on it. But I could rant for a solid hour about that g—damn tiara. YOU ARE 33 YEARS OLD. Stop trying to be Barbie and get a real job!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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